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Donald Trump Asked Why ‘Samurai’ Japan Isn’t Shooting Down North Korean Missiles

Posted on November 6th, 2017 at 11:47 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment


According to the Japan Times, diplomatic sources confirm that with a Monday meeting with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe looming, our very lucid leader has set low expectations with complaints that “he could not understand why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the missiles.”

  1. You think *that* is bad form, read this quote from the same article:

    In a speech to troops, the president told troops, “We dominate the sky. We dominate the seas. We dominate the land and space.” He ominously added that, “Every once in a while, in the past, they underestimated us. It was not pleasant for them, was it? It was not pleasant.”

    Well, at least he was not in Hiroshima or Nagasaki when he spoke those words…

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