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The Playboy and The Prayboy

Posted on October 1st, 2017 at 8:56 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment

 

I, uh… I read the Bible for the pictures, I swear.

  1. So one day the Pope is walking around outside of the Vatican and he sees a prostitute. As he walks by she says “20 bucks for a blowjob.”

    Confused, he goes back into the Vatican and approaches one of the nuns. “Sister, I have a question for you.” She says “Yes, your Eminence?” “What is a blowjob?” “20 bucks, same as in town.”

  2. What convenience do nuns have over Huge Heffner’s bunnies?
    Their teeth come out.

  3. The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled among themselves, causing quite a disturbance.

    All of a sudden, Dopey stands up and says, “Father, are there any midget nuns in the church ?” “No,” said
    the priest, “There are no midget nuns in the church.”

    A little time passed and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling among themselves causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the priest. Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, “Father, are there any midget nuns in the city?”

    “No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church.” says the priest. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay of the priest.

    Once again, Dopey stands up and asks “Father, are there any midget nuns in the state?”

    “No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the state, in the city, and no midget nuns in the church.” exclaimed the priest, obviously upset.

    The dwarfs continue their interference. Dopey stands up and asks, “Father, are there any midget nuns in the country?”

    The priest, totally angered, exclaims “No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the church, in the city, in the state, no midget nuns in the country, there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!”

    Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church,

    “Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin.”

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