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“The front fell off”

Posted on October 1st, 2017 at 9:12 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Air France said in a statement that the engine had suffered “serious damage” but that the plane landed safely. “The regularly trained pilots and cabin crew handled this serious incident perfectly,” the statement said.

After they landed, the pilot was overheard saying “yes I’ll take uhh, one engine, large fries and a Diet Pepsi please”

(“That’ll be $5 million at the second window.”)

More pics and video at the link. And for those missing the reference in the title…


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The Playboy and The Prayboy

Posted on October 1st, 2017 at 8:56 by John Sinteur in category: News

 

I, uh… I read the Bible for the pictures, I swear.


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  1. So one day the Pope is walking around outside of the Vatican and he sees a prostitute. As he walks by she says “20 bucks for a blowjob.”

    Confused, he goes back into the Vatican and approaches one of the nuns. “Sister, I have a question for you.” She says “Yes, your Eminence?” “What is a blowjob?” “20 bucks, same as in town.”

  2. What convenience do nuns have over Huge Heffner’s bunnies?
    Their teeth come out.

  3. The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled among themselves, causing quite a disturbance.

    All of a sudden, Dopey stands up and says, “Father, are there any midget nuns in the church ?” “No,” said
    the priest, “There are no midget nuns in the church.”

    A little time passed and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling among themselves causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the priest. Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, “Father, are there any midget nuns in the city?”

    “No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church.” says the priest. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay of the priest.

    Once again, Dopey stands up and asks “Father, are there any midget nuns in the state?”

    “No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the state, in the city, and no midget nuns in the church.” exclaimed the priest, obviously upset.

    The dwarfs continue their interference. Dopey stands up and asks, “Father, are there any midget nuns in the country?”

    The priest, totally angered, exclaims “No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the church, in the city, in the state, no midget nuns in the country, there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!”

    Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church,

    “Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin.”

Local high school football players kicked off team after protest during anthem

Posted on October 1st, 2017 at 8:18 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Two Victory & Praise Christian Academy football players were kicked off the team for protesting during the national anthem at a game Friday night.

Cedric Ingram-Lewis raised his fist while cousin Larry McCullough knelt during the anthem ahead of the team’s game against Providence Classical.

After the anthem ended, head coach Ronnie Mitchem instructed them to take off their uniforms and kicked them off the team. Mitchem is a former Marine and pastor who started the church-based football program in Crosby six years ago.

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Mitchem said the pair left him no choice. He thought he had a deal with his players that no one would kneel. He said he supported the pair protesting, but wanted them to do it in other ways – kneeling after a touchdown in the end zone or writing and passing out a paper about the issues.

That’s now how protesting works, you idiot.  And where did you pick up that the national anthem has become inseparable with supporting the troops? Oh, and if you’re really a former marine, why don’t you know the origin of the kneeling? In a military funeral, after the flag is taken off the casket of the fallen military member, it is smartly folded 13 times and then presented to the parents, spouse or child of the fallen member by a fellow service member while KNEELING. And that’s why Colin Kaepernick use this specific gesture to protest.

So much stupidity in this coach…


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  1. Actually a flag is folded according to the number of folds it takes to fold it. There isn’t some arbitrary number (like 13) which is “required”. There is a common myth that each of these folds represents something. That is also not correct. See http://www.snopes.com/military/flagfold.asp for some further info. Also see the United States Code which covers flag etiquette. There is some website which describes itself as “dedicated to the flag” and comes up often in Google searches. Unfortunately, much of the information on that site is just plain wrong, although it is presented as fact.

    Also, there is no requirement to kneel while presenting the flag to the next of kin (NOK). The NOK may be sitting while the presenter is standing, and most often the presenter will bend over simply to pass the flag to the sitting person. Kneeling might be a way to present the flag to someone sitting, but this is in no way a standard part of a military funeral.

    My credentials for this post? Twenty-eight years of military service and far too many funerals.