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Dozens gather at Jacksonville Beach to pray Hurricane Irma away

Posted on September 10th, 2017 at 10:30 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment


The Jacksonville Beach Pier was the place where dozens gathered Thursday evening to pray with outstretched hands that this huge hurricane pushes out to sea.

News of the gathering spread fast.

“We’re gonna put this storm to sea — no fear,” one person in attendance said.

Darwin award volunteers.

  1. Well, if it worked for King Canute then surely it’ll work for these…
    Oh, hang on, it DIDN’T work for Canute…

  2. Well, I suppose they could say they moved Irma to the other coast of Florida (Jax is on the E. coast).
    But passing it on to someone else doesn’t seem very godly.

  3. Wow, I am so glad there is an easier way to forecast weather with the JESUS model as those damn SHIPS, GFS, NAM , UKMET, ECMWF etc. models are far to complicated.

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