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Catholic Church: Women Are To Blame For Pedophile Priests

Posted on July 7th, 2017 at 11:42 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment


According to Pope Francis’s former competitor for the role of the Vatican’s leader, Cardinal Raymond Burke, the rampant crisis of pedophile priests was brought on by women who “feminized” the church and discouraged “manly” men from participating in clerical life.

Serving mass is a “manly” job argues the Irish American Cardinal, as he claims that the participation of women and girls into the daily life of the church has a chilling effect on priests, causing them to turn to “immoral and unpriestly vocations” such as “abusing minors”.

My bet: he’s gay.

  1. Oh, clean shaven men in dresses, wearing beads and carrying smoky handbags is “manly”? Everybody knows.

    It’s kind of interesting that Ireland has moved on so rapidly. Now electing a mixed-race gay conservative as Prime Minister. (Not that there’s anything that wrong with being a conservative.)

  2. @Sue : “smoky handbags” is brilliant.

  3. @porpentine: Like all my jokes, it’s stolen…more energy efficient 🙂

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