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The Founders definitely anticipated this

Posted on July 4th, 2017 at 23:02 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment


Tuesday, June 5

Now Franklin is suggesting that we ought to make provisions in case the president fires the FBI director. What is the FBI? Why would the president fire this man?

He also said that if we later protected everyone’s right to bear arms we should specify muskets and not “like really big guns that can fire 25 rounds in 2.5 seconds” but George Mason said that this was surely sorcery and that the men of the future would surely understand, to which Franklin retorted that perhaps they might be Women, at which point we took Franklin home again in his sedan chair to general outcry.

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