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Second coming ends prematurely as Jesus killed in American airstrike | The Chaser

Posted on April 16th, 2017 at 22:42 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment


Syria, Sunday: The second coming has ended prematurely this week after Jesus Christ become the latest casualty of fighting in the Middle East. Witnesses on the ground are reporting that a man claiming to be the son of God was killed after his message of peace failed to deter an American carpet bombing campaign against Syrian anti-anti-pro-Assad supporters.

Jesus’s father, God, and close relative, the Holy Spirit, have both expressed grief at the death.

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