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Trump’s budget makes perfect sense and will fix America, and I will tell you why

Posted on March 20th, 2017 at 15:25 by John Sinteur in category: News

 

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Environmental Protection Agency: We absolutely do not need this. Clean rivers and breathable air are making us SOFT and letting the Chinese and the Russians get the jump on us. We must go back to the America that was great, when the air was full of coal and danger and the way you could tell if the air was breathable was by carrying a canary around with you at all times, perched on your leathery, coal-dust-covered finger. Furthermore, we will cut funding to Superfund cleanup in the EPA because the only thing manlier than clean water is DIRTY water.

Agriculture Department: NO MORE OF THIS NAMBY-PAMBY “GATHERING” NONSENSE. We will be HUNTERS again. This is also why we are cutting the Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants and Children: Let them FIGHT for their meat or have NONE.

 

On Friday, the White House blasted out an email that included headlines from and links to favorable news articles—it’s just that one of those links was to a satirical comedy piece written by Washington Post columnist Alexandra Petri that mocks President Donald Trump’s new budget blueprint, quoted above.


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  1. There must be something else we can cut so we can increase the defense budget and still give the oppressed rich a tax cut.

  2. Ah…tell me why this is happening again? Is it because Mr. T. only hires people more intellectually challenged than himself?

  3. Sue, I think they’re ethically and morally challenged.

  4. I’m sorry. It’s redundant to say business leaders are unethical and immoral.