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Officer Darren Wilson’s List of Admissions

Posted on March 15th, 2017 at 22:47 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment

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>41. Before drawing your weapon, Michael Brown had not displayed any weapon.

>Response: Objection on the grounds the term “weapon” is vague. To the extent Michael Brown’s body (including his fists) constitute “weapons”, this is denied.

>42. Before drawing your weapon, Michael Brown had not displayed any threatening object.

>Response: Objection on the grounds the term “weapon” is vague. To the extent Michael Brown’s body (including his fists) constitute “threatening objects”, this is denied.”

To sum up: black people walking around in possession of their own bodies is grounds for shooting them.

  1. Among others who have taught me the importance of the Oxford comma, I’d like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

  2. Michael Brown was obviously guilty of walking while black. That warrants a bullet right there!

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