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New Texas bill takes aim at men’s masturbation habits

Posted on March 15th, 2017 at 14:39 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment

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A man would face a $100 penalty for each emission made outside of a vagina or medical facility. Such an emission would be considered “an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life,” according to the legislation.

  1. What a brilliant idea. It beautifully illuminates the absurdity of pig-ignorant reactionary males making laws about women’s bodies and what they are allowed to do with them.

    And think of how much money they would make from all those repeat offenders in the Legislature…

  2. The funny thing is that Onan’s original offence was a protest against the laws of inheritance…

  3. It would lead to a growth industry in “special” medical facilities. Then Rep. Jessica could introduce a bill that all such medical facilities have a hospital admitting privileges in case the situation gets out of hand. At the same stroke, she could demand all men are wired with GPS enabled Alexa to ensure compliance. 🙂

  4. @Mykolas: That’s quite a mouthful! Hard to swallow, indeed.

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