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Inside the cruellest RollerCoaster Tycoon park ever created

Posted on March 11th, 2017 at 14:32 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment


Beverley P is stuck in a maze. She’s spent the last 50 years toiling away near its entrance. Starving, thirsty and exhausted, Beverley ekes out a desperate, endless existence, alone and without hope. If she were able to talk, she might whisper: “kill me”.

Regina F. managed to make it past Checkpoint 1, and is currently circling Checkpoint 2. 47 years after she began her journey through the maze, there is a sliver of hope that she may find the exit. But she still has a long way to go; there are five checkpoints in total. Miserable, exhausted and desperate for a drink, Regina soldiers on. Maybe, in another 50 years, she’ll have reached the half-way point.

Is this the most evil RollerCoaster Tycoon creation ever? Probably.

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