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Atheist business owner believes treatment for erectile dysfunction interferes with evolution

Posted on July 2nd, 2014 at 17:45 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment


Athiest business owner Ding Lingersen stopped covering dick pills for his employees, citing conflict with his ardent belief in evolution. Lingersen owns a 500-employee accounting firm that employs mostly middle-aged, bald men.

“Why should I subsidize their sexual lives when it conflicts with my beliefs?” Lingersen said. His decision came immediately following a ruling from SCROTUS on the Burwell v. Hobby Lobby Stores, Inc. case.

When asked if he expected resistance to his decision, Lingersen said, “Fundamentalist Christians may be opposed to my decision, but if they’re not fit enough to get an erection naturally, then it’s just wrong to help them pass their defective genes on to the next generation.”

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