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Pope Francis Excommunicates the Calabrese Mafia –

Posted on June 23rd, 2014 at 20:46 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News -- Write a comment


Deviating from prepared remarks at a mass in southern Italy, Pope Francis threw the ultimate brushback pitch at the Calabrese Mafia today, telling the organized crime syndicate they are excommunicated.

After all, if your business model is the extortion of money through threats of bad things, who needs the competition?

  1. Keep in mind that as recently as the 1970s, a pope was (probably) killed for failing to play ball with (reputed) organized crime. While I think of mostly Borgias and Medicis getting iced in Game of Popes, it goes beyond that.

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