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Man Saved From Submerged Car Credits God’s Grace For the Rescue… and Prepares to Sue His First Responders

Posted on March 15th, 2014 at 13:22 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News -- Write a comment


A Colorado man who was rescued from his submerged car by first responders now claims, via his lawyer, that it was something else that saved him: grace, presumably of the divine kind.

And he’s getting ready to sue the people who pulled him to safety – because  he says they took too long to show up.

  1. Even his ambulance chaser lawyer isn’t prepared to sue God.

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