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Iran Says ‘Tall, White’ Space Aliens Control America

Posted on January 16th, 2014 at 9:27 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment


Documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden conclusively prove that the United States has been ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in the 1930s.

These revelations about our alien overlords might not cost you any sleep. But the part that should concern you a tad is that the UFO story was just published by the Fars News Agency, the English-language news service of Iran, a nation that may be very close to acquiring nuclear weapons.

This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in an alleged report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.

  1. WMDs in Iraq, space aliens in America? So, which is the bigger lie?

  2. I guess nobody had receipts for the space aliens.

  3. I think they have been watching Doctor Who and have confused the “Silents” characters with reality.

  4. So Forbes.com has a “Contributor” whose tagline is “I cover defense and national security.” and whose recent articles include the above, as well as “Did Iranian Fighters Battle UFOs?” and “Sorry, Britain Cannot Repel a UFO Invasion”. Quality journalism at Forbes.

  5. Either the Dr. Who thing (I mean he spends far too much time, when on Earth, in Cardiff) or perhaps they finally found out who’s been funding the Tea Party.

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