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Ex-Swiss guard complains of sexual advances in Vatican

Posted on January 10th, 2014 at 14:52 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News -- Write a comment


For almost 500 years, young men from all over Switzerland have made the trek to Rome to guard the pope as Swiss guards.

Now a former member of the elite division has revealed that, besides protecting the pontiff, he spent his two years in the Vatican rebuffing unwanted sexual advances from priests, bishops and even a high-ranking cardinal.

The unnamed guard told a Swiss newspaper that he was the subject of 20 “unambiguous sexual requests”.

“One night, after midnight, I received a call on my mobile phone,” said the former guard in the interview. “The person on the other end said he was a cardinal and he asked me to come to his room.”

On another occasion the guard, who said he served during the papacy of Pope John Paul II, found a bottle of whiskey outside his door alongside the calling card of an influential bishop.

He recalled a dinner with a priest in a Rome restaurant that took an unexpected turn.

“As the spinach and steak were served, the priest said to me: ‘And you are the dessert’,” recalled the ex-guard, saying he stood up and left without touching his food. When the guard complained about the incident to his superior in the guard, he said he was told that, as he spoke no Italian, he had clearly misunderstood the priest’s intentions.

  1. Maybe the Swiss Guard doesn’t understand their mission, maybe it’s to keep the pedophiles contained.

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