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Vatican reeling as DNA tests show communion wafers contain 0% Christ

Posted on March 3rd, 2013 at 15:23 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News -- Write a comment


The Vatican is this morning facing a further crisis after routine DNA tests revealed that the communion wafers used in Sunday mass contain 0% of the body and blood of Christ.


Catholic Simon Williams told us, “So what have I been eating all these years? It’s not bloody horse is it?”

  1. There are times I’m glad I’m a non-catholic vegetarian! 🙂

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