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NC lawmaker: Women should ‘duct tape’ nipples to stay out of jail | The Raw Story

Posted on February 15th, 2013 at 17:29 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane -- Write a comment


North Carolina Republican state Rep. Tim Moore says that women can protect themselves from a new law that makes baring female breasts illegal by simply applying duct tape to their nipples.

On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose “private parts” for the “purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.”

The bill expands the state’s definition of “private parts” to include a woman’s “nipple, or any portion of the areola.”


Although Brown’s district is 100 miles from Asheville, she felt it was important to act before women tried to assert their rights again by going topless at another rally.

Dear Republican state Rep. Rayne Brown, if it is for a rally, it is by definition not for the “purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire” you moron.

  1. Would cling film be OK? (Plastic wrap for our American viewers).

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