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Senator Asks For Proof Of Evolution, Discovers He Doesn’t Actually Understand What It Is

Posted on January 18th, 2013 at 21:27 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News -- Write a comment


Yes, Senator. In just a few years, the bacteria directly evolved into a person. Unfortunately, it didn’t evolve the same intellect. It just looks like a human. Now, it holds public office in Louisiana.

  1. These people are too stupid to understand evolution. It’s easier to just say God did it.

  2. Sad to say but this Louisianian has seen some upstate politicians who were even dumber than this idiot.

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