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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom

Posted on January 13th, 2013 at 3:13 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News -- Write a comment


The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

  1. The Torygraph now wallowing the pit of ordure vacated by the late unlamented News of the World? (I know, you just buy it for the crossword.)

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