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Relics said to be from Jesus’ birth to be at Chicago church

Posted on December 31st, 2012 at 18:39 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News -- Write a comment


Tiny fragments said to be from the manger that held the infant Jesus, the veil of his mother, Mary, and a thread from the cloak of St. Joseph will be displayed by a Roman Catholic church in Chicago when it celebrates its 155th anniversary on Sunday.

The fragments, released by the Vatican in 1972, were a gift to the Holy Family Church from the Shrine of Our Lady of Pompeii, also in Chicago. Displaying them now has particular significance because of their association with Christmas, which marks the birth of Jesus.

The Rev. Jeremiah J. Boland, administrator of the church, said on Friday that he is “not that interested” in carbon testing the items to see if they are from the beginning of the Christian Era.

“The Vatican has its own process to determine the authenticity of things,” Boland said.

Probably the exact same process they use to determine if a priest molested little boys.

on a similar note, if you count the amount of foreskin available, Jesus must have been circumcised at least eight times.

  1. We’re living the Life of Brian.

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