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Yes, Half of Republicans Think ACORN, Which Doesn’t Exist, Stole the Election

Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 16:34 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ -- Write a comment


The funniest poll of the afternoon comes from the folks over at Public Policy Polling, who have results that are new and legitimate results (if a bit heavy on the forced fantasy questions) finding that 49 percent of Republicans and six percent of Democrats believe ACORN stole the 2012 election for Barack Obama — despite the pesky fact that ACORN folded in 2010. How … wait … huh?

  1. No way. 49% of voters don’t even know what ACORN is (was).

  2. It’s likely just a matter of “that option is negative for Obama so I am picking it”

  3. Listening to biased polls might lead to thinkimg the election was stolen.

  4. those 49% weren’t going to vote for obama anyway. they believe that supporting a free market ideology means no black people in high office, and that one day they will ascend to a castle in the sky where a magic jew will do card tricks for them for eternity.

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