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Texas Church Offers Firearms Classes to Defend Against Imaginary Bands Of Mexicans

Posted on December 5th, 2012 at 16:32 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane, Pastafarian News -- Write a comment


The Times of London reports that several American churches are now offering concealed firearms training in order to attract worshipers to their pews. One of these churches, Heights Baptist in San Angelo, Texas offers a particularly unusual reason why they are now training their parishioners to pack heat — in order to prevent worship services from being disrupted by armed Mexicans

  1. It’s a change from the black helicopters full of blue-helmeted U.N. shock troops coming to enslave them. Why don’t they just admit they like loud bangs and shooting things?

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