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Cops: ‘Mafia-style killing’ was complex suicide

Posted on November 24th, 2012 at 14:02 by John Sinteur in category: News -- Write a comment


The body of 43-year-old Uwe Sattler was found in the River Elbe in July by a fisherman. He was wearing a rucksack full of rocks and had been shot in the head and put into a sack fastened with cable ties before he hit the water.

Local media was rife with speculation about a Mafia murder – but after extensive investigation, the police now say they are nearly certain that the Sattler killed himself.

  1. So it’s similar to that famous suicide case, shot 15 times in the back of the head by the victim who paused two or three times to reload, pinned the suicide note to the small of the back – worst case of suicide they ever saw?

  2. Houdini lives…er…

  3. And if you believe this cruft, I have a bridge in Brooklyn you might be interested to purchasing futures in…

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