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Posted on November 8th, 2012 at 16:21 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane -- Write a comment


A retweet count of  1,424, gosh why is that? Perhaps because there are a couple of very minor little problems here …

  1. Australian does not have a President, they never have, instead they have a Prime Minister.
  2. Their Prime Minister is not a “he”, but rather is a “she” – One can only wonder if Julia Gillard was rather surprised to discover that she was now a “he”.
  3. She is also not a Christian. In a 2010 interview when asked if she believed in God, Gillard stated: “No I don’t … I’m not a religious person … [I’m] a great respecter of religious beliefs but they’re not my beliefs

So apart from that, everything else she said was factually correct – oh wait, there was nothing else.

  1. But, she is still moving to Australia, right?

  2. Wait now, let me get all this straight and summarize, using the logic that has been applied by some folks in the USA in the past.
    Isn’t the fact that Romney lost… God’s will?
    Wow, that was easy!

  3. Also, she’s not married – she’s living with her partner without the benefit of clergy. And she wasn’t born in Australia.

  4. Perhaps she meant Austria? Frank Stronach is moving back there to buy the presidency…

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