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Boy’s Miracle Cure Makes Native American Saint

Posted on October 20th, 2012 at 18:53 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News -- Write a comment


Jake Finkbonner was so close to death after flesh-eating bacteria infected him through a cut on his lip that his parents had last rites performed and were discussing donating the 5-year-old’s tiny organs.

Jake’s 2006 cure from the infection was deemed medically inexplicable by the Vatican, the “miracle” needed to propel a 17th century Native American, Kateri Tekakwitha, on to sainthood.

Dear Vatican, let me explain the phrase “29 surgeries” to you…

  1. Dear Catholic Native Americans, let me explain the word “colonized” to you…

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