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Keller: ‘Write in the Name of Jesus for President’

Posted on June 20th, 2012 at 22:47 by John Sinteur in category: Indecision 2012, Pastafarian News

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Evangelist Bill Keller is telling people to write in Jesus on the ballot in November, arguing that Christians can’t support President Obama, whom he claims is a “true tool of satan,” or Mitt Romney because he is a Mormon. As of today, Keller claims over 126,000 people have committed to “write in the name of Jesus for President”


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  1. Ooh, tough call. Is this a ploy by a desperate Obama operative to split the right-wing vote? Or does Mr. Keller intend to announce that he himself is Jesus and will take up His throne as predicted in the Good Book?

Cape

Posted on June 20th, 2012 at 22:37 by John Sinteur in category: Great Picture


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Doubling down: FunnyJunk lawyer to subpoena Ars, Twitter

Posted on June 20th, 2012 at 22:17 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Charles Carreon, the lawyer now suing webcomic creator Matthew Inman for things like incitement to “cyber-vandalism,” isn’t messing around with his lawsuit—he really does intend to nail everyone involved, from Inman to Twitter imposters to “cyber-vandals” to online fundraising sites. After filing a lawsuit targeting 100 anonymous Internet “Does” (among others), Carreon has announced that he plans to unmask at least one of them and name the person in his complaint, even if it means subpoenas to Twitter and Ars Technica.


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  1. What a farking dickhead! He is going to get slapped down so hard, he will wonder where all the air went!

  2. There’s a movie in this! A future classic….Let’s see:

    Carry-On…Up the Internet!
    Starring:
    Sid James, as the lovely and talented Matthew Inman,
    Charles Hawtrey, as the dashingly handsome, legal eagle, Charles Carry-on,
    Kenneth Williams as the hopeless Twitter,
    Barbara Winters, as the Streisand Effect,
    and,
    Hattie Jacques as Mr. Charles Carry-on’s ursine-obsessed momma.

89 Business Cliches That Will Get Any MBA Promoted And Make Them Totally Useless

Posted on June 20th, 2012 at 22:15 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Here are the 89 biggest cliches that will help you get promoted to middle management because they’ll make you sound like you know a lot about how organizations operate (along with my handy translations). When possible, you should use these in team meetings or in front of your bosses who will have a say in promoting you


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  1. Oh, I came top in my class in the ancient art of Bullshit Bingo!
    Thanks, Forbes magazine!

The MagSafe to MagSafe 2 Adapter: a satirical unboxing

Posted on June 20th, 2012 at 22:14 by John Sinteur in category: Apple

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Not pictured: the kitchen sink


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Microsoft’s new tab, Surface, freezes during the presentation

Posted on June 20th, 2012 at 22:11 by John Sinteur in category: Microsoft


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  1. OMG, Balmer’s lost weight?

  2. Perhaps he has to scratch the surface to make it work.

U.S. Heats Up Cold War With Russia… OH! WAIT! BREAKING BASEBALL NEWS!

Posted on June 20th, 2012 at 16:25 by Paul Jay in category: News


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  1. Don’t ya love live coverage?

Live Augmented Reality-National Geographic

Posted on June 20th, 2012 at 1:16 by Paul Jay in category: News


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