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The (Totally) Phantom Menace

Posted on March 17th, 2012 at 22:43 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Georgia Rep Wants To Force Women To Carry Stillborn Babies To Term

Posted on March 17th, 2012 at 16:46 by John Sinteur in category: News


In today’s news about more men who want to control women’s bodies, Georgia’s state representative, Terry England, wants to force us to carry stillborn fetuses to term–just like cows and pigs do, he says. Because, you know, women are just like barnyard animals.

I say castrate the rep – if you grow up around a farm that is just the common thing to do to the males you don’t want breeding.

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  1. I don’t think anything inside the body should be removed (kidney, gall bladder, tonsils,etc.). Instead, we should let the body do it naturally! Makes sense to me.

  2. Is it me, or is there a larger than usual wave of wingnut legislation coming out lately?

  3. Yep. The Tea Party was just the beginning. Now, no-one’s extreme enough.
    This all happened during the French and Russian Revolutions. Eventually this will settle down and your new totalitarian overlords will tell you what to think.

Trayvon Martin Case: 911 Audio Released Of Teen Shot By Neighborhood Watch Captain

Posted on March 17th, 2012 at 13:22 by John Sinteur in category: News


Police have released audio 911 tapes in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, the unarmed teenager killed by a neighborhood watch captain while walking home from a store.


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  1. Something about the dispatcher telling the shooter “We don’t need you to do that” in response to the shooter saying he’s following/chasing the young man just chills me. And oh yeah, if the shooter had been black and the young man who was killed had been white – how much you want to bet someone would have been charged with a crime by now? C’mon… how much?

If only…

Posted on March 17th, 2012 at 12:52 by John Sinteur in category: News

…he’d tricked Kony into masturbating in public

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  1. Who the f_ cares.

  2. Poor, mad bastard. Hope he gets help.

Governor Herbert Vetoes Sex Education Bill

Posted on March 17th, 2012 at 12:01 by John Sinteur in category: News


Utah Governor Gary Herbert has vetoed House Bill 363, Health Education Amendments. The bill would have imposed an abstinence-only curriculum for Utah high schools that provide sex education. It would have also allowed them to choose not to provide sex education at all.

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Posted on March 17th, 2012 at 11:52 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon

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Catholic Church castrated young boys for homosexual tendencies

Posted on March 17th, 2012 at 11:33 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

Sorry, only a Google Translate link for now..

update: proper english language article

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  1. What? What?
    (I’m a cynical old woman, and I’m shocked.)

  2. Yeah, same reaction as Sue: even after all the previous scandals, this shocked me.

  3. Priests are lucky that this scenario doesnt apply to homosexuell priests……

  4. Shouldn’t the priests be castrated anyway? Wouldn’t that make it easier for them.

GOP freshmen, big-bucks donors hobnob at resort

Posted on March 17th, 2012 at 1:52 by John Sinteur in category: News


During his campaign, Gardner promised average voters would inspire his actions. One ad said, “I will always put Colorado families before the Washington special interests.”

But in Key Largo, Gardner appeared to offer special interests lots of face time.

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Clooney arrested during protest outside Sudanese Embassy

Posted on March 17th, 2012 at 1:45 by John Sinteur in category: News


Actor George Clooney was detained Friday morning during a protest in front of the Sudanese Embassy in Washington.

On Wednesday, Clooney testified before Congress about “a campaign of murder” under way in Sudan, where villagers run for the hills to hide from bombings on a daily basis.

“What you see is a constant drip of fear,” Clooney said, a day after returning from a trip in which he and a small team of fellow activists managed to enter one of the most devastated areas, the Nuba Mountains in South Kordofan.

“We found children filled with shrapnel, including a 9-year-old boy who had both of his hands blown off,” Clooney told the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

And at the same time, Matt Damon and Brad Pitt were inside the Sudanese Embassy stealing a huge diamond.

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Fracking Democracy: Why Pennsylvania’s Act 13 May Be the Nation’s Worst Corporate Giveaway

Posted on March 17th, 2012 at 0:20 by John Sinteur in category: News


Pennsylvania, where the Declaration of Independence and U.S. Constitution were signed and where the U.S. coal, oil and nuclear industries began, has adopted what may be the most anti-democratic, anti-environmental law in the country, giving gas companies the right to drill anywhere, overturn local zoning laws, seize private property and muzzle physicians from disclosing specific health impacts from drilling fluids on patients.

I guess it’s smart to remember that what a corporation will do to a Nigerian is what they’ll do to you as soon as they can get away with it, so better stand up for the Nigerians now.

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