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Exploding boob accused “not a former butcher”

Posted on December 26th, 2011 at 19:30 by Sueyourdeveloper in category: News

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The company’s founder, Jean-Claude Mas, was able to charge lower prices for the implants using the non-approved silicone.

(lawyer) Haddad denied reports that Mas was a former butcher, saying that before founding PIP in 1991 he worked for more than 15 years as a medical sales representative for Bristol Myers.

Well that’s alright then.

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Seattle Police Chief Spent $12,000 Dollars To Find Out Who Leaked Police Brutality Video

Posted on December 26th, 2011 at 18:10 by Paul Jay in category: News


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Cartoons

Posted on December 26th, 2011 at 10:11 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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Pope calls for worshipers to remember ‘essence’ of Christmas

Posted on December 26th, 2011 at 9:54 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

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"Let us ask the Lord to help us see through the superficial glitter of this season, and to discover behind it the child in the stable in Bethlehem, so as to find true joy and true light."

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The pope started off Saturday’s celebrations by lighting a peace candle in the window of his study during the unveiling of a larger-than-life nativity scene in St. Peter’s Square. The scene, at 23 feet high and 82 feet wide, is dedicated to the Virgin Mary, according to the Vatican’s news agency.

Let’s see… gold embroidered hat, diamond and ruby encrusted solid gold scepter, 23 foot tall, 82 foot wide nativity scene.

Yep. There’s plenty of superficial glitter this season..


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  1. The biggest con job in history.

  2. And the ruby slippers, John. Don’t forget those.
    Gucci, Gucci, goo.

  3. …and his whiches were granted !
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16347418

Christmas

Posted on December 26th, 2011 at 8:32 by John Sinteur in category: Joke

A Jewish woman entered a hotel. There was a sign that read “Pets welcome, Jews not welcome.”

Undaunted by this, the Jewish lady Mrs. Rosenburg, asked the hotel owner for a room please.

The innkeeper said, “Sorry we have no vancancies.” Mrs. Rosenburg replied, “The sign says VACANCIES right there!”

The innkeeper said, “Mrs. Rosenburg, you know we don’t allow Jews here.”

Mrs. Rosenburg repiled, “I’m not jewish, I’m a bona-fide christian”.

The innkeeper said, “With a name like Rosenburg. Really? Well, for one, who is your savior?”

Mrs. Rosenburg replied calmly, “Why, Lord Jesus Christ of course”

The innkeeper, frowning said, “Oh really. Then tell me how JESUS was born?”

Mrs. Rosenburg replied with all decorum, “He was born of the virgin Mary”

The innkeeper said showing greater impatience, “And where was he born?”

Mrs Rosenburg, showing a small facial tick replied “In a small town of Bethehem in a manger.”

The innkeeper said, “That’s right…….and why was he born in a manger?”

Mrs Rosenburg slammed her fists on the counter and shouted, “BECAUSE SOME JUMPED UP GOYISHCHE SHMUCK OF AN INNKEEPER REFUSED TO GIVE A JEWISH LADY A ROOM”


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Cops Use Pepper Spray On Shoppers Trying To Get Nike Air Jordan Shoes

Posted on December 26th, 2011 at 1:29 by Paul Jay in category: News


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Unedited Ron Paul CNN Interview Shows Dr Paul Didn’t Just “STORM OFF”

Posted on December 26th, 2011 at 1:28 by Paul Jay in category: News


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  1. Right, it shows he kind of whimpered off without taking any responsibility.

  2. And CNN ofcourse was responsible with Fox style editing.

  3. A great quote from Senator Ron Paul (who’s positions on most stuff I totally disagree with):

    “Re-electing politicians who voted for the Patriot Act and NDAA is like a flock of chickens voting for Colonel Sanders”