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“Scared, Jesus hid in a closet.”

Posted on October 22nd, 2011 at 22:01 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ -- Write a comment


"We don’t need a warrant, we’re ICE," and, gesturing to his genitals, "the warrant is coming out of my balls."

They’re called “ICE” because “Gestapo” is too hard to spell for them.

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