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Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling

Posted on May 6th, 2010 at 7:38 by John Sinteur in category: Funny! -- Write a comment


In a decisive and vulgar 7-2 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court once again upheld the constitution’s First Amendment this week, calling the freedom of expression among the most “inalienable and important rights that a motherfucker can have.”

“It is the opinion of this court that the right to speak without censorship or fear of intimidation is fundamental to a healthy democracy,” Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote for the majority. “Furthermore, the court finds that the right to say whatever the hell you want, whenever the hell you want, is not only a founding tenet, but remains essential to the continued success of this nation.”

Added Ginsburg, “In short, freedom of speech means the freedom of fucking speech, you ignorant cocksuckers.”


“I don’t know what kind of bullshit passes for jurisprudence down in the 4th Circuit these days,” Thomas wrote. “But those pricks can take their arguments about speech that ‘appeals only to prurient interests’ and go suck a dog’s asshole.”

  1. I think the Onion missed the ball in one part of this article. They said it was the first time in the Court’s history that they’ve done this. They should’ve said it’s the first time since {fill in the blank on some other profane court ruling, presumably from the 50’s or 60’s}, with added detail about that particular ruling…

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