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Posted on December 5th, 2009 at 13:36 by John Sinteur in category: News


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  1. WTF?

  2. Brilliant, I love it! I would totally high five those girls if I had met them

  3. Lewd women are going to hell? Spot the double standard – I’m a guy and even I could spot this one – Lewd (I’d say he means sexually active with multiple partners) men don’t even get a mention but a lewd woman…

  4. “Sports nuts?” That’s the first time I’ve seen that one.

Happy in Paraguay

Posted on December 5th, 2009 at 12:27 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Mom expected God to provide food, daughter testifies

Posted on December 5th, 2009 at 11:52 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News


The money ran out first. Then the food.

Over three months in 2006, as her five children grew more emaciated and listless by the day, Estelle Walker made no move to find a job, no effort to scrounge up a meal, her kids told a jury yesterday.

“We were supposed to wait for God to provide,” said Walker’s oldest daughter, now 21. “And that’s what we did.”


Walker was due to leave the cabin in May 2006 but refused, saying God had told her to stay, church members have said. The church then cut off her support and began eviction proceedings.

The invocation of God has been a theme throughout the trial’s first three days. Before the jury entered the courtroom yesterday, public defender Ronald Nicola told Judge N. Peter Conforti that Walker had been refusing to take an active role in her defense.

“She says, “God is my defense,’ Nicola told the judge.

Nicola asked that Walker be permitted to undergo psychiatric testing.

Asked by Conforti why she is not participating in her trial, Walker told him she saw no point in it.

“I don’t feel the need to continue to go over the documents that we’ve been going over for three years,” she said. “God will defend me.”

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Culture of Old Europe Is Uncloaked in an Exhibit at N.Y.U.

Posted on December 5th, 2009 at 11:47 by John Sinteur in category: News


Before the glory that was Greece and Rome, even before the first cities of Mesopotamia or temples along the Nile, there lived in the Lower Danube Valley and the Balkan foothills people who were ahead of their time in art, technology and long-distance trade.

For 1,500 years, starting earlier than 5000 B.C., they farmed and built sizable towns, a few with as many as 2,000 dwellings. They mastered large-scale copper smelting, the new technology of the age. Their graves held an impressive array of exquisite headdresses and necklaces and, in one cemetery, the earliest major assemblage of gold artifacts to be found anywhere in the world.


The little-known culture is being rescued from obscurity in an exhibition, “The Lost World of Old Europe: the Danube Valley, 5000-3500 B.C.,” which opened last month at the Institute for the Study of the Ancient World at New York University. More than 250 artifacts from museums in Bulgaria, Moldova and Romania are on display for the first time in the United States. The show will run through April 25.

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Google CEO: Secrets Are for Filthy People

Posted on December 5th, 2009 at 11:37 by John Sinteur in category: Privacy


“If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.”

I guess he means that he should not be the CEO of Google.

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Here’s why some industries cannot be ran as ‘for-profit’

Posted on December 5th, 2009 at 11:32 by John Sinteur in category: News


Health insurance giant Aetna is planning to force up to 650,000 clients to drop their coverage next year as it seeks to raise additional revenue to meet profit expectations.

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Christmas decorations

Posted on December 5th, 2009 at 11:29 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ, Great Picture


“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days.


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Tiger Woods drives sales of physics book sky-high

Posted on December 5th, 2009 at 7:54 by John Sinteur in category: ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ


It’s been a terrible week for Tiger Woods, but the golf star’s moment of madness at the steering wheel has brought a surge in sales for a book written by a science writer teaching at Sussex University.

A series of pictures released by Florida police of Woods’s wrecked SUV includes a shot of the back seat, complete with waterbottle, towel and furled umbrella. But there among the shards of tinted glass in the footwell sits a well-thumbed copy of a paperback with the golf-appropriate title clearly visible: Get a Grip on Physics.

This incidental role in Woods’s domestic drama has been enough to create a rush to get hold of the book, with the title’s sales rank on Amazon.com jumping from 396,224 earlier in the week to a high spotted yesterday by the Wall Street Journal of 2,268.

Okay, I’ve avoided this a bit, but now that we’re taking about Cheetah Woods, let’s get this out of the way:

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly but put me down for a 5.”
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400yds
It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.
A movie is being developed base on events, titled “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”.
EA Sports are releasing new Playstation game… “Tiger Woods 2010, Grand Theft Auto”
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

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  1. I feel bad for Tiger. Using him to make an example is ridiculous. Why not all the other actors out there that are cheating?